As if it matters, here's the basic jist of the 'story'.
I don't know why I do these bad things to myself. I seriously wanted to switch this off and turn the TV over to the Paint Drying channel but I was bound by my word to suffer the whole thing. It's so bad you'll go off movies forever. And that's only scary part to the whole movie. There are people out there who will greenlight anything! That is the only explanation I can offer as to why the House of the Dead movie exists.
